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Deirdre’s Fastest Dick Pic (& Pussy Pic) Contest (ID106185)

The friends I’m out with came up with this crazy challenge: how many dick or pussy pics can I receive in one night? My guess is at least 20.

So the first FIVE people to send me a pic of their dick or pussy will get a FREE SUBSCRIPTION, no credit card required. If you’re already a subscriber, I’ll send you an EXCLUSIVE pic of my hairy oyster! This is not a joke, I’m serious.

Let’s keep it simple and fair:

  • it must be *your* pussy or dick, aroused or not
  • the pic must include a paper note (like a post-it) saying “for Deirdre” in handwriting (extra points if you write ON your pussy or dick)
  • it’s ok to not include your face
  • I don’t care if it’s a bad pic, we’re not making art here!
  • deadline is 4 hours from now (11 pm here in Switzerland)

Let’s have fun!

– Deirdre