Deirdre and Andrea on the Sunny Streets of Locarno, Switzerland

Details only women will notice and appreciate: my miniskirt has pockets. Real, full-depth, usable pockets. Andrea had them custom made as a gift for me.

When I asked her how she convinced the tailor to add them, Andrea deadpanned, “Oh, I just told him that you like to masturbate in public without lifting your skirt.”

– Deirdre